When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
Me today ahahahahahahaa
Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
(Source: tgwb)
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
